52 More Reasons Not to Date or Marry a Designer: Every individual has their set of good and bad traits. But designers, they have a whole lot of designing traits; traits which otherwise normal people wouldn’t understand. It is difficult to understand the mindset of a designer. Understanding this truth these things to know before you date (or marry) a designer; We had published an earlier version of this article named 52 Reasons Not to Date or Marry a Designer.
Designer Says:
Designers are weird people. They are obsessed with designing. They are so much into it (like 24*7) that they cannot think of it. Designers are ‘difficult’ people to handle. Read this: Designers Top Irritating Moments.
Designers can be cute and charming but only when you take out designing from them.
(Lol! Don’t feel bad designers because we know that you work too hard. It is your mastermind behind all the colorful and beautiful designs that we see around us…)
Some designers are absolutely undateable. Want to know why??
Here is a list of 52 more reasons not to date or marry a designer
As previous article many of them are fairly true, see below 52 more reasons not to date or marry a designer, What has been your experience?
1. They over-analyze everything.
2. Suddenly they will snatch the chips packet from your hand and start analyzing the packaging.
3. These Creative beings eat design, sleep design, walk design and talk design…
4. They don’t have much time to spend with you.
5. The designers talk about other designers whose name most of us might not have heard.
6. Buying gifts for them is actually impossible.
7. They poke their nose in everything and flaunt their designing skills.
8. Everything for them has to be perfect always.
9. Collecting scrap is a habit of a designer. They think that they would reconstruct something from it, but it never happens.
10. Buying all weird stuff which normal people wouldn’t even understand.
11. They will rib their jeans and doodle on it. You can feel awkward walking around with them at times.
12. A designer can never finish their work, and never finish it on time.
13. A designer consults everyone but never listens to them.
14. They get up suddenly in the middle of the night from nowhere and start working on their computers.
15. A designer is always lost in his designing world.
16. Nail-biting is a habit, and they can bite yours too.
17. Their mind works wonders only after a puff.
18. A creative designer stares strangely at the walls as if a design will pop out from there.
19. Since they hate Comic Sans, they will never even visit a place which uses it in their branding.
20. The designers only drink “Carlsberg” whenever they are thirsty.
21. Think twice before doing a handshake with them because they dig their nose.
22. An ocean of ideas they are…They have inputs in almost every possible thing… Even a girl’s nail art!
23. A designer thinks himself to be an all rounder and is capable of doing interior designing too…
24. They have an amazing dressing sense but you will always see them in a weird graffiti Tee and jeans.
25. They buy fonts online. Don’t get shocked if they gift you one.
26. They click pictures daily and make cut outs. And they manipulate the picture backgrounds.
27. Nobody has ever heard about people they idolize.
28. Suddenly they stop their car to see hoardings on the road.
29. On a romantic night out, they end up discussing their deadline!
30. You should never expect a designer to praise you because they will always have an alternative suggestion for you, which is by
default a better one…
31. They always know who the designer is.
32. Chewing on toothpicks is a great time-pass for them.
33. Whenever they are free they want to replace water with beer… They do not like plain water…
34. They get attached to concepts and designs…
35. Designers keep comparing themselves with others and always try to prove that they’re better off!
36. A designer is a person who can cook Indo-Thai-Chinese-Spanish dish which even the world class chefs can’t…
37. The designers can never answer a simple question straight…
38. They love gradient hair color!
39. Abnormal… Yes they are far from normal!
40. Giving weird file names is common with designers… Think before letting them name your kids!
41. They get attached to concepts and designs…
42. Satisfaction is nowhere close to a designer because he also wants to change the phone theme and always look to change the UI. You
never know what they’ll do to your phone…
43. They take too much time in the washroom… the washroom is like a secondary office to them!
44. They sketch on every possible place, even the bulb or table.
45. The designers copy stuff and show as if it’s their creation.
46. A designer is weak in math as they can only understand letters.
47. They can sit on their couch the whole day waiting for that one idea to click.
48. Their taste of music is unusual.
49. Don’t worry if they start laughing all of a sudden.
50. Dream the impossible; they dream of a day where nobody will make any changes to their design.
51. There are millions of designers out there.
and the last
52. The designers put all their designing skills into any art form in the world… Even the tattoos!
PS – This list of 52 more reasons not to date or marry a designer is compiled with an intention to tickle your funny bone. We all are sailing on the same boat fellow designers. Please do not take any of the points mentioned here personally. Do tell us if you think we have missed something.
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